英语笑话作文3篇
无论是在学校还是在社会中，大家都跟作文打过交道吧，作文可分为小学作文、中学作文、大学作文（论文）。你所见过的作文是什么样的呢？下面是小编帮大家整理的英语笑话作文，仅供参考，大家一起来看看吧。
英语笑话作文1
The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”
When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”
physician
majesty
英语笑话作文2
there was a cave full of lots of vampire bats. once, a bat called andy came home late and there was of blood all over his body. all of his friends and family asked him where the blood came from, and asked him to take place. he didnt want to tell them at first, but after a while, he said follow me, folks. then they flew over a valley, crossed a river, and stopped in front of a stone. andy asked do you guys see that tree? and his friends all answered yes and then andy said i didnt.
英语笑话作文3
其实学英语也能闹出很多笑话，那些笑话想起来连肚皮都要笑破了！不过，你可千万不要在吃饭的时候读，否则你的'书就被喷得满页都是饭。
有一次，老师要求我们说出一些常见的动物。比如：猫呀、狗呀。突然，我想到了老鼠（mouse），举手站起来就说“mouth”，老师一听，笑了起来。有同学问：“老师您为什么笑啊？”老师说， 我把老鼠说成了嘴巴，我一听，满脸通红。同学们都笑了起来，谁让它们发音这么接近呢。
还有一次，老师让我们用英文说一句话：我有一些香蕉，妈妈有一个西瓜。有一个同学站起来说：“I have some bananas，my murder has a watermelon。”用中文翻译是：“我有一些香蕉，我谋杀（妈妈）有一个西瓜。先是班级全体沉默，接着便是一阵哄堂大笑。
我们学英语的过程中还有许多有趣的事情，也让我们对英语产生了浓厚的兴趣。
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